March 21-April 19 |
There are plenty more fish in the sea. So don't try to eat them all, you probably won't succeed. Be sure to eat adequate amounts of food though, otherwise you will go hungry. You should play some ball sports, but be careful of leopards. When you are awake, your energy will be greater than when you are asleep. |
September 23-October 22 |
The wheels keep going round and round. Don't let this endless cycle of things distract you from what's really important in life. The stars really have it in for you this month, you would do well to learn more about yourself in order to relate to others better. Others would also like to know you better, so why don't you tell them a bit about yourself? |
April 20-May 20 |
Mars moves around the sun in an elliptical orbit. Take note, eccentricity means that its path isn't quite circular. The martian energy which is associated with this may be a signal for something in your life, like something might happen. Don't forget, because having a good memory is very useful. |
October 23-November 21 |
In a bit of a fix are we? Well, if you aren't, consider yourself lucky, because that is what you are. Don't shy away from a good opportunity, they don't come as often as you might like. Don't forget that the world doesn't revolve around you, unless you happen to be in the earth's core, in which case, it does. |
May 21-June 20 |
They say you are a person of many faces. Even if all those faces are exactly the same, having those options open is a powerful thing. Use your watch to tell the time, and not the other way around. There are seven days in a week, but why are there seven brides for seven brothers? This is a sentence. |
November 22-December 21 |
When you're feeling a little lonely, just think about Kim Jong-Il. The sharks with laser beams on their heads can't hunt you forever. The boogey man may be out to get you, but if you happen to be handy with a bow and arrow, he'd better look out. Maybe its a boogey woman... who knows. |
June 21-July 22 |
You long for something that is not yours. Maybe it can be, maybe it can't, either way it makes you hungry. Relax and maybe the tension will slowly cease. If it doesn't, you're missing the point. Lives can be changed in the blink of an eye, so if you don't want to ever change, don't blink. |
December 22-January 19 |
This should be an interesting month for you. You will likely attend a social gathering, and when you do, you should try and be socialable. Patience is a virtue, but don't wait too long otherwise the window of opportunity will pass you by. When you play golf, don't hit your ball at a tree - think about it. |
July 23-August 22 |
Leos are very headstrong determined people. Even if you don't quite fit this description, why worry, it seems silly to divide the entire human population into twelve categories. You like knowing what's going on, so go find out! This month has many exciting things in store, the trick is to get excited about them. |
January 20-February 18 |
Water can be hot or cold and hard like steel (except more slippery). You can be pretty darn hot sometimes, but you can also be cold and slippery. Oysters are slippery little suckers. Are you an oyster? Hard on the outside but soft and slimy on the inside? I think you need to take a long hard look at yourself. |
August 23-September 22 |
This month should bring many obstacles, but don't worry too much about them. Some of them may be blessings in disguise. Even so, some will be better disguised than others. Others won't be disguised at all. Its all about perspective really, an obstacle to one person may be a trampoline to success to another. |
February 19-March 20 |
If you miss the train, there's another one. There always is. Maybe the next one is yours. Apples and oranges are widely touted as being very different, but they are both fruit aren't they? Maybe you aren't so different from someone who you think is very different. You are both people after all. |
